*A fashionable tall, sexy, chinita girl, with long black hair passes by.
Mom taps me in the shoulder.
Mom: A.g. did you see that?
A.g.: Yes ma… What me to take home someone like that?
Mom: Come on A.g., all the girls you have introduced me so far look like drug addicts! When are you going to show me a girl like that?
A.g.: It’s because you never buy me stuff here.
*Mom goes quiet*
Mom: Just bring a normal girl next time ok?
I’ll try ma, i’ll try.